I like dessert, books, warmth, and stripes. I dislike waking up and mayonnaise. I write under an alias and live in a place we’ll call “Far North”. I live with my sister, who blogs at Things That Are Not Bagels. We’re a silly bunch and have been known to speak entirely in quotes from the television show “Friends”. I have an occasionally insane feline that my sister has dubbed “Satan’s Cat”. She’s really not that bad, but she is a little strange. This blog is intended as a collection point for my ramblings. Good luck making any sense of them.